A Funny Thing: Important To Remember

By Jamie Holt | June 17, 2008 .

Hey folks.. a little off-topic if I may, I stumbled across these doing my rounds today and I just had to share… you may have read them elsewheree before but I found them hilarious:

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes

I sometimes get too caught up here on the blog in business and technical talk, so Ifigured a little lightening of the mood cn’t hurt…I love my business and have fun all the time…so it’s only fair that I allow it to bleed into my blog every now and then